Ohmguh Stew-Foo Redux - Breaking Your Mind For as Long as We Can.

	Name: Briggs Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Unknown Affiliation: U.S. Army Biography: Adopted by the military after being found in an erroneously bombed soy factory, this was the start of a vast and illustrious military career that spanned several famous events in history, with him barely surviving as opposed to the vast majority of the rest of his cohorts. Among the war zones he has been in, are: Black Mesa, the Mars colony, WWII Germany (He fought an entire reenactors guild of Nazis), Cronus, and Halo. After all this though, he finally found out there was this thing called "Leave". Upon learning there WAS a survivor called Briggs, they gave him a nigh-indefinite leave and a promotion to Seargent. He has come back to a strange new world...A world with walking tofu that assaults him, and poorly regulated Medical practitioners that couldn't tell tumors from Mariachis. Naturally, his mind under the undue stress must snap. Oh, but Lo and Behold! Has he lost his battle? Has the doctor amputated something more desirable than just his olfactory sensors? We just might find out... Hobbies: Survivin', gettin' shot at for story motivation, hating tofu. Madnesses accrued through the course of this comic: Minor dementia, minor schizophrenia, major pyschotic episode, and multiple personality disorder (Partially maybe)
	Name: Herr Doktor Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Alive Affiliation: Unknown Biography: A Medical genius that often uses his vast talents of anatomical curiousity to (Ambiguously) aid Mr. Briggs, he serves as an odd man out of the rest of the hospital staff, seen as an obsolete and unnecessary arm that should be rummaging about in graveyards and mortuaries far out of sight and out of mind. Still, the Doktor manages to gain patients on and off again to delight in treating. Hobbies: Shining his tools and Staining his tools. Interests: Something squishy inside. Victims: Tofu Steve, Mr. Briggs
	Name: Robo Brit Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Functional Affiliation: England Biography: The robotic, erratic, explorer, adventurer, and walking anachronism. Enemy of orphans and current property holders of Darkest Africa and the Orient, the mad English Robot wanders about his merry way, with no clear focus or goal save to yell about Mother Brittania and attempt to buy Africa from anybody with a tan darker than ivory. Hobbies: Imperialism and pugilism. Interests: Most anything that ends in "ism". Fun fact: Owns approximately sixty seven land deeds to parts of Africa. Always screws up the spelling, so he vaguely hopes that a nation's name would change to "Nareiboangalangalangaling."
	Name: Lord Puckering Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Functional Affiliation: England Biography:Yes, a name to attach to that wheeled trashcan that follows RoboBrit around. Now go away. Hobbies: Follows RoboBrit? Life: None?
	Name: Tofu Steve Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Unknown Affiliation: U.S. Citizen Biography: An unlucky man. A happy man. A block of tofu. And a predilection for hugging. This all leads to Tofu Steve. He wasn't always called Tofu Steve (Rumors range from him being the legendary Scuba Steve, to the nefarious and infamous Steal the Soda Steve), but his former identity has been lost to the mists of time, having been eclipsed by the overwhelming power of tofu combined with human. Well, not really. As of yet, Tofu Steve's reputation frequents bars and Star Trek fanclubs around the world. Does Tofu Steve care? No one can quite guess what is going on in that mad man's head, however, one thing is certain. He will give you a hug. Hobbies: Hugging! Happiness! Trailblazing new frontiers into human rights law concerning food and what exactly constitutes cannibalism! Amount of People Hugged: 903. Amount of People that Liked it: 0. (We'll need to update these statistics as the comic goes on.) Amount of People driven mad by him: 1
	Name: The Tofu Crew Shift: Ohmguh Main Status:Dead Affiliation: U.S. Citizen Biography: The victims of Briggs's madness, they shall lie, eternally unmourned Hobbies: Being DEAD! Amount of Love Received: NONE. CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD. AND EVERYBODY HATED THEM ANYWAY.
	Name: (name unknown) Heroin Junkie Shift: Ohmguh Main Status: Alive Affiliation: U.S. Citizen Biography: At first, a blond guy, skinny, on heroin, but is there more? Is there a repressed soul? Is his drug addiction just the mere squeal of a gear failing in society? Was he a product of waste or neglect? Does he fight crime? Does he remember sweet summertimes with Madeline in his drug induced sleep? Well, no, not really. SIDENOTE: He has supplanted his chemical abuse with World of Warcraft. The horror, the horror. Hobbies: Twitching, staring, complaining to VGF, playing WoW. WoW Level: 58.
	Name: (name unknown) Vaguely Good Friend Shift: Ohmguh Main Status:Alive Affiliation: U.S. Citizen Biography: Not really so much as a character as an echo, this sad man is attached by way of an uncomfortable relationship that should have died long ago to a blond annoying fellow that has gotten himself addicted to heroin, then WoW. The VGF still stands by his side...Listening to his whining...Slowly feeling himself drift from the rest of humanity until the day he dies, angry. Hobbies: Listening, walking, crying alone at night, 5th level Tai-Chi Master. Going to become anything interesting?: Probably not.